Oh ma gosh! Ma mom did something so bad... She cooked ma dad's dead lo han with blachan knowin that i love food with blachan i went to eat it without knowing. When ma mom came home she ask me
mom: "did u eat the fish?"
me: "yes. why?"
mom: (luffin if aunti ping ping) "you know that is daddy's lo han?"
me: "HUH! dont bluff me!"
mom: (with da look) "realli"
me: "Huh???"
mom: "how does it taste?"
me: "like fish lar. No wonder got one funni smell like lo han like tat"
mom: (luffin)
me: "no wonder wen i was lookin at da fish i was like this fish so fimilar like i've seen it somewhere before"
mom: luffin
dad: (givin tat look)
mom: "realli... its da fish (pointin to da fish tank) whicg die"
part two
me - aunti ping ping: "tat wan realli lo han arhx"
aunti ping x2: "yar. tats why i never eat"
-_-" i cant believe i just ate a lo han fish!!!